The Bush family christmas letter

Howdy friends! What a year! We spent most of 2004 wondering if we might have to move out of our lovely second home at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC. The landlords could not seem to make up their minds whether we should stay. For a while they were thinking about kicking us out and letting in some dreadful man with a booming voice and suspiciously big hair, along with his unhinged foreign wife. He kept banging on about
what a hero he had been in Vietnam and saying mean things about George’s brave and dangerous years in the Texas Air National Guard. By Times Online
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